The trope where Tony gets Peters fav restaurant into the Stark Industries food court, except Tiny thinks Peter is avoiding him… the AI says Peter is in the building but Peter’s not responding to texts or anything…
Peter got a job in the food court.
Tony finds this out when he comes face to face with Peter, who’s ringing up Tony’s order
When Peter got elected for Jury Duty for the first time, he started overthinking it and went on a binge of court footage to find out how it is supposed to work.
Which leads to Peter, at 3am, sending Tony Stark a youtube clip of his senate trial, asking for a second by second breakdown of exactly what happened.
Read it on AO3Supernatural AU:
Steve is not gay. Steve is a lot of things - a guy who believes in monsters, a guy who hunts them, a guy who kills demons for a bit of relaxation on a Tuesday afternoon - but he’s not gay, thank you very much. And then Steve meets a strange demon named Tony who simply cannot stop flirting with him. And then Tony bets Steve that he can’t catch him in a year, and the long, long quest to prove Steve’s heterosexuality commences. Because if Tony wins, then he gets to show Steve just what he’s been missing out on.
So now Steve cannot lose this bet. Because what if Tony shows him ‘what he’s been missing out on’… and what if Steve likes it?
Words: 2715, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
- Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel 616, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel
- Rating: Explicit
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: M/M
- Characters: Tony Stark, Steve Rogers
- Relationships: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
- Additional Tags: Supernatural AU - Freeform, Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Alternate Universe, Demon Sex, Demon/Human Relationships, Demon Hunters, Alternate Universe - Monster Hunters, Monster Hunters, Demon Tony Stark, Human Steve Rogers, Bottom Tony Stark, Devil’s Traps (Supernatural), Holy Water, Tails, Horns, Top Steve Rogers, Sub Tony Stark, Dom/sub, Light BDSM, Art, NSFW Art, Enemies to Lovers, Hate Sex, Temptation, Internalized Homophobia
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peter parker runs a tumblr account where he tells stories about the ridiculous things his dad says/does. It started as a way to keep all his stories in one place, and he didn’t think much of one or two notes here and there.
He didn’t expect it to go viral overnight, however, and it seems a little too late to reveal that the “dad” in question is billionaire Tony Stark.
tony gets stuck in a dangerous situation without his suit, and takes a real hard hit to the head. Right as he starts falling, he sees a flash of red and blue. His last thought before passing out?
“I’ll be okay. Spider-man will protect me.”
Why do you think people are so ashamed/scared of telling people they write fanfiction. No joke, I relatively find telling friends I was an addict more easy than telling them I write fanfics.
It may be because of how these people are portrayed in media. But why does media hate folks like us so much.
I think the honest answer is that fic is largely enjoyed by young women, and THAT makes it cringe-y (according to society), but WORSE, it involves S-E-X! It’s been that way about every, single thing young women enjoy, but throw in the sexual component (women, girls, old people, people of different sexualities and genders enjoying sex ??? And in a non-heteronormative way???? le gasp!), and it is going to be frowned on from all sides. Not that I agree with that take, it’s just reality. Heck, Dante is fanfic, as we all know, but that’s a Dude writing about Hell, so…that’s okay. So, it isn’t fic in and of itself. Its fic enjoyed by young girls, primarily, and that’s the problem ™.
My own internalized misogyny, I suppose, makes it hard for me to admit I write fic, I’ll freely acknowledge.
old man is always the first to figure out new food toys (even though ritalin is the one having instant success here)
shoutout to @palaeoplushies for recommending this ball for fishie enrichment :D
its the “JW hol-ee roller ball mini” (the smallest size)
I love this so much. Fish enrichment is so fun!!
But what if it was all a dream
This is more unsettling. I know it’s there. I know it should be there. I know this pristine landscape is hiding its horrors like teeth.
[I.D. an edited version of the “children’s hospital” meme photo where the splattering red pattern on the hall floor has been removed. End I.D.]
Well duh. It’s just color theory
peter texts tony asking if a friend can come over after school, and tony agreeing, thinking nothing if it.
Peter: “Hi Mister Stark! Meet my friend, his names Harley. He’s my new lab partner.”
Tony:
Harley:
Tony:
Peter:
Harley:
Tony: Hey Pete, you’re gonna wanna sit down for this story.
the “kid, where’d you come from?” scene in IW.
Tony only sounds vaguely suprised at peter showing up to save his ass, to say nothing of peter’s casual “hey mister stark!” The casual way Peter asks what’s going on while being thrown around. Tony’s quick rundown that’s impressively accurate and informative. That whole scene didn’t feel like two characters scared for each others lives in a battle.
the scene plays off like it’s a normal tuesday for both of them, at least up to that point
How many times has peter just… shown up to whatever fight tony’s in. How normal is it for the two of them to jump into each others fights. How often do they fight alongside each other, without exactly planning to.
“kid… you’re an avenger now.” He said it with so much resignation in his voice, as if he was dreading it.
He knew it was a death sentence. Tony knew, in this scene, that it would all come crumbling down. The sigh beforehand, the walking away immediately after. the way he tried to make it a joke by “knighting” peter. Tony knew that, if he had any other option, he should take it. but he didn’t have any other option. Being an avenger would ruin peters life, but tony had no choice.
And it did. To peter, he was made an official avenger, died in tony’s arms, and the watched tony die, all in the same day.
And tony knew in this scene, that naming peter an avenger would be a death sentance.
peter has kept a list of Tony’s most ridiculous quotes ever since they met. over time, the doc got shared with other avengers, and now every avenger knows of its existance EXCEPT tony.
The team tries to provoke Tony into saying the most ridiculous things. It’s become somewhat of a game. Tony has never noticed.
Nobody ever told Nick Fury about the document, but he won their little game anyways. While Tony was rambling absolute nonsense, responding to Fury, The Director turned to Spider-Man, “winked” (blinked), and said “add that one to your little book”.
Peter stopped breathing. Tony was too busy ranting to notice all of the avengers who had heard absolutely losing their shit
tony calls it “intuitive sleeping”
Everyone else calls it “beyond unhealthy”
All it means is that the floors Tony frequents most often, all of his favorite rooms, have some couch or recliner in them, outfitted with a solitary pillow, just in case Tony gets the urge to collapse into a heap. (this was the solution after Tony was found curled up on the ground asleep four times)
When Peter finally gets the courage to ask why each of Tony’s favorite rooms have some odd piece of furtinure, Tony is promptly given the nickname “Cozy Stark”.
And after infinity war, Tony refused to let anyone add a place to him to sleep to Peter’s old room, no matter how many times he falls asleep on the floor in there. He won’t take Peters old bed. And he won’t leave the room, on bad days.